Dirty

Caleb: I dirty.
Dad: ...
Caleb: Dirt.
Dad: ...
Caleb: I like it.
Dad: Mom will be so happy.
Caleb: Yes. Happy. I happy too.

Little Piggies

Fussy

Vacuum

Caleb: I hear it. A noise.
Dad: Yeah, I think that's the vacuum cleaner, buddy.
Caleb: Mom usin a bacoom.
Dad: Yup. She's upstairs.
Caleb: I don't like it. The noise.
Dad: I think it'll be okay.
Caleb: Daddy, somebody gonna get hurt.

Praying

Mom: Caleb, let's pray before we eat.
Caleb: Pray. Daddy pray.
Dad: Ok, here we go. Ready, Caleb?
Caleb: Yes.
Dad: Lord, thanks for this food and for -
Caleb: Amen. Done praying. I wanna eat.