Coffee

Caleb: What's in here?
Dad: What do you think is in there?
Caleb: I got my coffee in here. In my cup. My coffee milk. It's dee-caffin-ated, Daddy.
Dad: You got that right.

Batteries

Caleb: Daddy, Baby Beth crying. I wonder why?
Dad: I think it's her nap time, buddy.
Caleb: Maybe she need new batteries.

Halloweenie '07

Dad: Say it Caleb: "I feel the need... the need for SPEED."
Caleb: Need the speed. Want some treats.

Daddy's Girl

Bugs

Mom: What're you doing, buddy?
Caleb: Pickin my nose. Got bugs in my nose.
Mom: I think you mean boogies.
Caleb: No. Bugs. In my nose. Gotta get em out.