Trip

Dad: Caleb, are you ready for the big trip?
Caleb: I'm ready, Daddy. I'm ready go on a trip, see Nana and Pop and Unk and and and Jeremiah and Misaw and 'Manda and and Gwamma-Gwampa, and the Isaac and a baby Beth and Santa Caus and a dinosaur and my Yah-Yah. Ready to go. I'm ready to go, Daddy.
Dad: Haha... right on.
Caleb: Um, where we goin'?
Dad: On our Christmas trip.
Caleb: Yeah. Merry Christmas and a Happy Nooner.

Elf

Double Take

Upstairs

Mr. Jeremy: How's that big-boy bed, Caleb?
Caleb: It's still upstairs. In my room.

Hat

Funky

Caleb: Daddy, it's funky outside.
Dad: Funky...? Ah. I believe the word you're looking for is "foggy."
Caleb: Um, yes. It is foggy outside.

Pretty Good

Mr. Jeremy: How's that big-boy bed working out for you, Caleb?
Caleb: I doin' pretty good.

Fun with Miss Kaye

Big-Boy Bed

Dad: Today you get a big-boy bed!
Caleb: A big-boy bed! I so esscited!

Skeletons

Caleb: Daddy, I gonna be a plelickan.*
Dad: A saywhatnow?
Caleb: I put a blanket on over-over-over my head. Be a plelickan.
Dad: That sounds scary.
Caleb: Daddy being silly. I not a plelickan. I'm a Caleb!

*Entry 153 from the 2007 Calebese Dictionary:
plelickan (plel-i-kan), noun: a skeleton