Triptic

Sitting Up

BBQ

Dad: Here you go, friend - nuggies for lunch.
Caleb: Nuggies! I love them. Dad, I need more boobercar and mustib and also some more keputz.*
Dad: Coming right up.
Caleb: You are my best Dad ever.

*Entries 13, 98, and 109 from the 2008 Unabridged Calebese Dictionary:
Boobercar (bu - BUR - kar), noun: barbecue sauce.
See also, beckyew sauce.
Mustib (MUSS-tib), noun: yellow mustard
Keputz (KEP - putz), noun: ketchup

Sonrisa

Old

Mom: Caleb, what's your middle name?
Caleb: Joseph.
Mom: And your last name?
Caleb: VanDorsten.
Mom: And how old are you?
Caleb: I'm two.
Mom: Well... technically, you're two-and-a-half. Can you say two-and-a-half?
Caleb: No way! I can't say that. It's too scary.

Pillows