Caleb: We are out of handitizer.* I need some. Dad: Hahahaha... Caleb, I am going to blog this. Caleb: Are you kiddin me? Dad: Not at all. *Entry 47 from the 2008 Unabridged Calebese Dictionary: handitizer (hand-it-IZE-er), noun: 1.) Hand sanitizer. 2.) Sometimes soap.
Dad: What are you doing, you lil tooter? Caleb: I am not a tooter. I am a Caleb. I put bread in my ear. Dad: That's weird. Caleb: Yeah. I put it there and it grows all day.
Dad: Okay buddy - time for bed. Caleb: But I not ready for bed. Dad: Hmm. Well, how about some slumber? Caleb: W-e-l-l-l... mmmm... I don't know bout that. Dad: No? Caleb: Dad, I don't know what that word means. Dad: Slumber means "to sleep." I was trying to trick you. Caleb: Don't trick me, Dad.