Caleb: Dad, I have a card for you. Dad: A card...? Ah. That's Mom's credit card. Put that back where you got it. Caleb: I got it out of Mommy's purse. Dad: You are definitely not supposed to mess with that. Caleb: Yeah. That's what she said, too.
Caleb: Dad, I'm gonna stick you up in a closet box for Halloween. Dad: Whaaaat are you even talking about? That's not possible. Caleb: No, Dad - that's not possible for you.