Stank

Dad: Caleb, did you just poot?
Caleb: What's that smell?
Dad: That stinks.
Caleb: It smell like you.

Cuzzins

Isaac Edward VanDorsten &
Elizabeth Rose VanDorsten
Born 9 hours apart

Guitar Hero

Dad: Hey buddy, whatcha doin'?
Caleb: I got my juice, my guitar, and my hooker.*
Dad: Hahahaha
Mom: When you blog this, please explain.

*Entry 87 from the 2008 Unabridged Calebese Dictionary:
hooker (hu - kur), noun: a bungee cord with two hooks (image)

Tasty Vittles

Nana

Diaper Rash

Caleb: Dad, I need some lotion. I think I have diaper ass.
Dad: Um... no. Rash. Diaper rashhhh.
Caleb: That's what I say, Dad. Diaper rass.
Dad: Did Pop teach you this?
Caleb: Yeah.

Welder

Dad: Nice mask.
Caleb: I like to play the guitar like Diddy.
Dad: No doubt.

Little Warrior

Great Grandpa

'Twas the Season

Caleb: I wanna go to Christmas.
Mom: Christmas isn't a place - it's a time of the year.
Caleb: Hey! I wanna go back! Let's go to Christmas.

Mind Trick

Dad: "This is not the droid I was looking for..."