Bomb Threat

Caleb: I'm gonna blow you up!
Dad: Uh... what?
Caleb: I'm gonna blow you up, Dad. Like a balloon.
Dad: Ah - like a balloon. I thought you were threatening me.
Caleb: I didn't do it.
Dad: Well, let's not yell that out in public, okay?
Caleb: Sure, Dad. [whispers] I'm gonna blow you up.

Overbite

Flush

Caleb: Dad, I am gonna take your hat and flush it down the potty.
Dad: Worst idea ever.
Caleb: I don't think so. Dad, your hat really stinks.

Holding On

Necklace

Caleb: Why you got a necklace in your mouth?
Neighbor: Umm... these are braces.

Nine Months Ago

Looking Up

Ark

Dad: How was your Sunday School class?
Caleb: I saw Jesus in church.
Dad: You did? What happened?
Caleb: He came in the room and he didn't notice me and then he left and he went home. On his ark.

*Thanks to Mihn Nguyen for the photo.