Birthday

Dad: Happy Birthday, Caleb!
Caleb: Yaaaay! Birfday! Eat dominoes?
Mom: Those are M&Ms, sweetie.
Caleb: Mm-mmmmm. I need eat dominoes. Birfday.

D'oh!

Dad: Did you see Homer on TV?
Caleb: Yeah. Homo TV.
Dad: Em... Don't tell Mom, okay?
Caleb: Okay. Homo. TV.

Meeting Elizabeth

Caleb: Baby come home.

Smelly

Caleb: Pee yew.
Dad: Are you saying my shoes smell?
Caleb: Yeah. Stinky.
Dad: What the heck, man?!
Caleb: Done. Shoes done.

Sausages

Caleb: Daddy cook. Sausibidges. Grill?
Mom: Daddy cooks hamburgers on the grill.
Caleb: Ambugers. Grill. Yes.

Poop

Caleb: Poop.
Dad: Poop? Did you mess your diaper?
Caleb: NO. No poop bopper.
Dad: Then why are you talking about poop?
Caleb: Nice poop.
Dad: Yuck. Poop is not nice.
Caleb: Aaaaahahahaha. Wheeee! Poop.

Bird

(old school caleb, back in the day - nov. 2005)

Caleb: I get it. A bird.
Dad: I think that's a dead leaf, buddy, not a bird.
Caleb: Oh no!
Dad: Yup.
Caleb: Stinky leaf.

Diggy Dawg

Dad: Hey Caleb, where my dogs at?
Caleb: Woof, woof.
Dad: Hahahahaha
Caleb: Dog! Diggy dog dawg.

Juice

Caleb: Juice?
Dad: First you have to give me some money.
Caleb: Yes. (hands dad a toy car)
Dad: This is not money. Are you trying to trick me?
Caleb: Yes.
Dad: ...
Caleb: Juice. Pease.
Dad: Orange juice sound good?
Caleb: Idge juice. Yaaaaaay!

Father's Day

Mom: Tell Daddy "Happy Father's Day."
Caleb: No.
Dad: Say it - "Happy Father's Day." C'mon, boy.
Caleb: Happy Day. Want coffees. One bite? One?

Snack

Mom: Caleb, would you like a snack?
Caleb: Amen. Snack. Yes.

Smarty Pants

Dad: Caleb, can you say "Daddy"?
Caleb: Daddy.
Dad: Good job. Can you say "Mommy"?
Caleb: Mommy.
Dad: Can you say "pie"?
Caleb: Bye.
Dad: Can you say "dinosaur"?
Caleb: Dino.
Dad: Can you say "Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious"?
Caleb: Yes.

Grin

Big Geetar

Horses

Caleb and Nana check out some horses.

Rough Morning

Big Brother

Caleb and Mom with a picture of the newest VanDorsten,
officially a girl. Caleb later attempted to eat said picture.

Chiaroscuro

Untitled

Many years from now
When you are older
And I am just old
I will show you this picture
And say those same words
And wonder
That it was not so long ago
Only a breath ago,
Really.

Not So Long Ago

Picker

Today's Number

Tiny little Toot
You love those big ol' numbers
But I love you more.

I Eat Dirt

Halloweenies Again

Halloween ...in February

VIDEO: Caleb Has Gas

Here it is - we dug this baby up from the depths of the vault. It's the very first Caleb video ever. Rad. Click the play button and hold your nose.

Caleb Has Gas | 2.3mb

Goggles

Geetar

Officially the most popular gift this Christmas - a "geetar" from Gramma & Baba Powers.

Hand Jive with Pop & Nana

Oooo!

Airplane!

VIDEO: Caleb Rocks Out

Last weekend, Caleb got to visit his ol' pal Little Will (also known as William Foster Hayes VI). It was a musical adventure of epic some proportion.

Fun with Black & White

Caleb's Amazing Balloon Doggie

Shaggy Boy

Hot Rod

Good Ol' Grandpa Frank

VIDEO: Spooky Halloween Special

At left, Caleb's creepy yogurt-eating zombie impersonation. Braaaaiiiiins!

The Video: Caleb takes on Mr. Dog in this scary short (not to worry, though - in real life, they are good pals). Click the play button above to check it out, or click the link below and be patient as it loads. Either way, not for the faint of heart.

Caleb Versus Mr. Dog | 10.5mb

Lookit That Baby!

Rainy Day

The whole fam out on the banks of Rhode Island

Nervous Boys

VIDEO: Caleb Meets Quinn

You know how the classic love stories go. Boy meets girl. Girl likes boy. They stare at each other. They drool. Romantic hijinks ensue. Whether you're one year old, or eighty-one, looks like it works about the same.

Here is Caleb's first encounter with young Miss Quinn Sheridan Strader. Two babies together equals so much lil' baby cuteness you'll want to scream. In a good way.

Caleb Meets Quinn | 6.5mb

VIDEO: Milk is Super

Milk! It does a baby good. Click the play button above, or go below to download.

Short Glass (3mb) | Tall Glass (11mb)

VIDEO: Caleb in a Bag

It's Caleb's online film debut! Huzzah!