Pillows

Stank

Dad: Caleb, did you just poot?
Caleb: What's that smell?
Dad: That stinks.
Caleb: It smell like you.

Cuzzins

Isaac Edward VanDorsten &
Elizabeth Rose VanDorsten
Born 9 hours apart

Guitar Hero

Dad: Hey buddy, whatcha doin'?
Caleb: I got my juice, my guitar, and my hooker.*
Dad: Hahahaha
Mom: When you blog this, please explain.

*Entry 87 from the 2008 Unabridged Calebese Dictionary:
hooker (hu - kur), noun: a bungee cord with two hooks (image)

Tasty Vittles

Nana

Diaper Rash

Caleb: Dad, I need some lotion. I think I have diaper ass.
Dad: Um... no. Rash. Diaper rashhhh.
Caleb: That's what I say, Dad. Diaper rass.
Dad: Did Pop teach you this?
Caleb: Yeah.

Welder

Dad: Nice mask.
Caleb: I like to play the guitar like Diddy.
Dad: No doubt.

Little Warrior

Great Grandpa

'Twas the Season

Caleb: I wanna go to Christmas.
Mom: Christmas isn't a place - it's a time of the year.
Caleb: Hey! I wanna go back! Let's go to Christmas.

Mind Trick

Dad: "This is not the droid I was looking for..."

Trip

Dad: Caleb, are you ready for the big trip?
Caleb: I'm ready, Daddy. I'm ready go on a trip, see Nana and Pop and Unk and and and Jeremiah and Misaw and 'Manda and and Gwamma-Gwampa, and the Isaac and a baby Beth and Santa Caus and a dinosaur and my Yah-Yah. Ready to go. I'm ready to go, Daddy.
Dad: Haha... right on.
Caleb: Um, where we goin'?
Dad: On our Christmas trip.
Caleb: Yeah. Merry Christmas and a Happy Nooner.

Elf

Double Take

Upstairs

Mr. Jeremy: How's that big-boy bed, Caleb?
Caleb: It's still upstairs. In my room.

Hat

Funky

Caleb: Daddy, it's funky outside.
Dad: Funky...? Ah. I believe the word you're looking for is "foggy."
Caleb: Um, yes. It is foggy outside.

Pretty Good

Mr. Jeremy: How's that big-boy bed working out for you, Caleb?
Caleb: I doin' pretty good.

Fun with Miss Kaye

Big-Boy Bed

Dad: Today you get a big-boy bed!
Caleb: A big-boy bed! I so esscited!

Skeletons

Caleb: Daddy, I gonna be a plelickan.*
Dad: A saywhatnow?
Caleb: I put a blanket on over-over-over my head. Be a plelickan.
Dad: That sounds scary.
Caleb: Daddy being silly. I not a plelickan. I'm a Caleb!

*Entry 153 from the 2007 Calebese Dictionary:
plelickan (plel-i-kan), noun: a skeleton

Coffee

Caleb: What's in here?
Dad: What do you think is in there?
Caleb: I got my coffee in here. In my cup. My coffee milk. It's dee-caffin-ated, Daddy.
Dad: You got that right.

Batteries

Caleb: Daddy, Baby Beth crying. I wonder why?
Dad: I think it's her nap time, buddy.
Caleb: Maybe she need new batteries.

Halloweenie '07

Dad: Say it Caleb: "I feel the need... the need for SPEED."
Caleb: Need the speed. Want some treats.

Daddy's Girl

Bugs

Mom: What're you doing, buddy?
Caleb: Pickin my nose. Got bugs in my nose.
Mom: I think you mean boogies.
Caleb: No. Bugs. In my nose. Gotta get em out.

Big Talker

Dad: Hi, Bethy.
Elizabeth: Ggooo. Agoo.
Dad: Agoo. Hmm... yes.

Cute

Caleb: Cute. Baby Beth cute.
Dad: Yup. She sure is.

Dirty

Caleb: I dirty.
Dad: ...
Caleb: Dirt.
Dad: ...
Caleb: I like it.
Dad: Mom will be so happy.
Caleb: Yes. Happy. I happy too.

Little Piggies

Fussy

Vacuum

Caleb: I hear it. A noise.
Dad: Yeah, I think that's the vacuum cleaner, buddy.
Caleb: Mom usin a bacoom.
Dad: Yup. She's upstairs.
Caleb: I don't like it. The noise.
Dad: I think it'll be okay.
Caleb: Daddy, somebody gonna get hurt.

Praying

Mom: Caleb, let's pray before we eat.
Caleb: Pray. Daddy pray.
Dad: Ok, here we go. Ready, Caleb?
Caleb: Yes.
Dad: Lord, thanks for this food and for -
Caleb: Amen. Done praying. I wanna eat.