Smelly

Caleb: Pee yew.
Dad: Are you saying my shoes smell?
Caleb: Yeah. Stinky.
Dad: What the heck, man?!
Caleb: Done. Shoes done.

Sausages

Caleb: Daddy cook. Sausibidges. Grill?
Mom: Daddy cooks hamburgers on the grill.
Caleb: Ambugers. Grill. Yes.

Poop

Caleb: Poop.
Dad: Poop? Did you mess your diaper?
Caleb: NO. No poop bopper.
Dad: Then why are you talking about poop?
Caleb: Nice poop.
Dad: Yuck. Poop is not nice.
Caleb: Aaaaahahahaha. Wheeee! Poop.

Bird

(old school caleb, back in the day - nov. 2005)

Caleb: I get it. A bird.
Dad: I think that's a dead leaf, buddy, not a bird.
Caleb: Oh no!
Dad: Yup.
Caleb: Stinky leaf.

Diggy Dawg

Dad: Hey Caleb, where my dogs at?
Caleb: Woof, woof.
Dad: Hahahahaha
Caleb: Dog! Diggy dog dawg.

Juice

Caleb: Juice?
Dad: First you have to give me some money.
Caleb: Yes. (hands dad a toy car)
Dad: This is not money. Are you trying to trick me?
Caleb: Yes.
Dad: ...
Caleb: Juice. Pease.
Dad: Orange juice sound good?
Caleb: Idge juice. Yaaaaaay!

Father's Day

Mom: Tell Daddy "Happy Father's Day."
Caleb: No.
Dad: Say it - "Happy Father's Day." C'mon, boy.
Caleb: Happy Day. Want coffees. One bite? One?

Snack

Mom: Caleb, would you like a snack?
Caleb: Amen. Snack. Yes.

Smarty Pants

Dad: Caleb, can you say "Daddy"?
Caleb: Daddy.
Dad: Good job. Can you say "Mommy"?
Caleb: Mommy.
Dad: Can you say "pie"?
Caleb: Bye.
Dad: Can you say "dinosaur"?
Caleb: Dino.
Dad: Can you say "Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious"?
Caleb: Yes.

Grin

Big Geetar

Horses

Caleb and Nana check out some horses.

Rough Morning

Big Brother

Caleb and Mom with a picture of the newest VanDorsten,
officially a girl. Caleb later attempted to eat said picture.

Chiaroscuro

Untitled

Many years from now
When you are older
And I am just old
I will show you this picture
And say those same words
And wonder
That it was not so long ago
Only a breath ago,
Really.

Not So Long Ago

Picker

Today's Number

Tiny little Toot
You love those big ol' numbers
But I love you more.

I Eat Dirt