Friday, October 31, 2008

Party

Halloweenies '08


Dad: Caleb, what are you going to be for Halloween?
Caleb: I want to be a goat-face Batman pilot.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Kiss

Caleb: Dad, Bethy is my sister.
Dad: Yup.
Caleb: And I love her.
Dad: Yup.
Elizabeth: Mmm gop.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Remember


Dad: What did you do at school today?
Caleb: Oh, I dunno. I can't remember.
Dad: You can't remember? You just came from there.
Caleb: Dad, I'm just a man.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Poop


Caleb: Dad, can you ask Mom to come change me? I pooped and you don't like poop.
Dad: That's true, I don't like poop - but I do like you, though.
Caleb: I know, Dad. But you should ask Mom to change me. She does like poop.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Rockin' Out


Caleb: I am ready. Ready to rock. Ready to rock out.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Man

Dad: Caleb, you're the man.
Caleb: You're right, Dad - I AM the man!

Monday, September 08, 2008

First Day of School



Dad: Hi, buddy! Did you have fun at school?
Caleb: I did Dad! I did have fun!
Dad: What was your favorite thing about school today?
Caleb: Well, Dad, when I found a dinosaur, it was my best day ever. But then you came and picked me up and we got some hamburgers. That was good too.

. . .

Caleb: Dad, this is my art project.
Dad: What is it?
Caleb: It's a kissing hand.
Dad: What in the world is a kissing hand?
Caleb: Dad, I don't have no idea what it is in the world.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Rain

Caleb: We should ask God to let it rain.
Mom: Why? So the grass will be green? Does it look like it needs water?
Caleb: So I can wear my rain boots!
Mom: Oh! Well, why don't you pray and ask Him?
Caleb: Mom, how about you do it?
Mom: Alright. (prays)
Caleb: ...Mom, did He say OK?

Monday, August 25, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

Batman


Dad: Caleb, how's your dinner?
Caleb: I'm not Caleb. I'm Batman.
Dad: My bad. How's your dinner, Batman?
Caleb: Batman loves milk.
Dad: How 'bout those green beans?
Caleb: Batman doesn't like green beans.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008