Childproof Cap

Snacks

Caleb: Dad, I got you this for your birthday. Happy birthday!
Dad: A Slim Jim! Nice. Thanks, buddy.
Caleb: Dad, this is not a Slim Jim. This is beef turkey, and it's delicious. We're gonna eat it for breakfast.

Special Delivery

Boxes

State

Dad: Caleb, can you tell me what state you live in?
Caleb: I live at the United Skates of American. But sometimes I live in outer space.

Cutest Monster Ever

Vote

Dad: Caleb, who do you think should be President?
Caleb: Spider-Man!
Dad: Best idea ever.

VIDEO: Kids on a Slide

Untitled

Party

Halloweenies '08

Dad: Caleb, what are you going to be for Halloween?
Caleb: I want to be a goat-face Batman pilot.

Smiles

Kiss

Caleb: Dad, Bethy is my sister.
Dad: Yup.
Caleb: And I love her.
Dad: Yup.
Elizabeth: Mmm gop.

Towel

Remember

Dad: What did you do at school today?
Caleb: Oh, I dunno. I can't remember.
Dad: You can't remember? You just came from there.
Caleb: Dad, I'm just a man.

Giddyup

Poop

Caleb: Dad, can you ask Mom to come change me? I pooped and you don't like poop.
Dad: That's true, I don't like poop - but I do like you, though.
Caleb: I know, Dad. But you should ask Mom to change me. She does like poop.

Bethy

Rockin' Chair

Rockin' Out

Caleb: I am ready. Ready to rock. Ready to rock out.