Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Monday, July 27, 2009

Superman





Caleb: When I grow up, I will be Ironman. But also Spiderman and Batman. Probably Superman, too. Maybe an X-man.
Beth: Ima X-man tew!

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Fireworks

Caleb: Dad, these fireworks are makin' me warm.
Dad: You mean, "warm and fuzzy"?
Caleb: Not fuzzy. Just warm.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Haircut

Dad: Hmm. I think it's about time for you to get a haircut.
Caleb: Dad, when I am an old man like you, I'm just gonna shave all my hair off.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Ice Cream


Elizabeth: Like it. Chockit. Ieeethceam. Wan moah. Moah.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Popsicles

Slow

Caleb: Dad, I'm drinking my juice really slow. Do you know how to drink slow?
Dad: I think so.
Caleb: I am going to tell you the best way to drink it slow.
Dad: Ok. Shoot.
Caleb: Don't drink fast.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Mother's Day



Caleb:
Dad, mommy is definitely not a dude.
Dad: Truer words have ne'er been spoken, little friend.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Princesses


Elizabeth:
Ima. Pwintheth.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Friday, March 06, 2009

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Mall

Caleb: Where did you say we were going again?
Dad: To the mall.
Caleb: The mall by Grandma's or by our house?
Dad: The one by our house.
Caleb: Dad, Jesus was good to put a mall close to our house.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Wrestle

Caleb: Dad, let's wrestle!
Dad: Okay - but you have to have a good wrestling name. What should we call you?
Caleb: Hmm. I got it. You call me "Bone Crusher."
Dad: Good one. What can my wrestling name be?
Caleb: Your name can be "Puppy Pants."
Dad: ...

Monday, January 19, 2009

Monday, January 05, 2009