Monday, June 25, 2007


Caleb: Poop.
Dad: Poop? Did you mess your diaper?
Caleb: NO. No poop bopper.
Dad: Then why are you talking about poop?
Caleb: Nice poop.
Dad: Yuck. Poop is not nice.
Caleb: Aaaaahahahaha. Wheeee! Poop.

Friday, June 22, 2007


(old school caleb, back in the day - nov. 2005)

Caleb: I get it. A bird.
Dad: I think that's a dead leaf, buddy, not a bird.
Caleb: Oh no!
Dad: Yup.
Caleb: Stinky leaf.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Diggy Dawg

Dad: Hey Caleb, where my dogs at?
Caleb: Woof, woof.
Dad: Hahahahaha
Caleb: Dog! Diggy dog dawg.

Monday, June 18, 2007


Caleb: Juice?
Dad: First you have to give me some money.
Caleb: Yes. (hands dad a toy car)
Dad: This is not money. Are you trying to trick me?
Caleb: Yes.
Dad: ...
Caleb: Juice. Pease.
Dad: Orange juice sound good?
Caleb: Idge juice. Yaaaaaay!

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Father's Day

Mom: Tell Daddy "Happy Father's Day."
Caleb: No.
Dad: Say it - "Happy Father's Day." C'mon, boy.
Caleb: Happy Day. Want coffees. One bite? One?

Saturday, June 16, 2007


Mom: Caleb, would you like a snack?
Caleb: Amen. Snack. Yes.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Smarty Pants

Dad: Caleb, can you say "Daddy"?
Caleb: Daddy.
Dad: Good job. Can you say "Mommy"?
Caleb: Mommy.
Dad: Can you say "pie"?
Caleb: Bye.
Dad: Can you say "dinosaur"?
Caleb: Dino.
Dad: Can you say "Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious"?
Caleb: Yes.