Poop

Caleb: Dad, can you ask Mom to come change me? I pooped and you don't like poop.
Dad: That's true, I don't like poop - but I do like you, though.
Caleb: I know, Dad. But you should ask Mom to change me. She does like poop.

Bethy

Rockin' Chair

Rockin' Out

Caleb: I am ready. Ready to rock. Ready to rock out.

Helmet

The Man

Dad: Caleb, you're the man.
Caleb: You're right, Dad - I AM the man!

First Day of School

Dad: Hi, buddy! Did you have fun at school?
Caleb: I did Dad! I did have fun!
Dad: What was your favorite thing about school today?
Caleb: Well, Dad, when I found a dinosaur, it was my best day ever. But then you came and picked me up and we got some hamburgers. That was good too.

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Caleb: Dad, this is my art project.
Dad: What is it?
Caleb: It's a kissing hand.
Dad: What in the world is a kissing hand?
Caleb: Dad, I don't have no idea what it is in the world.