County Fair

Haircut

Dad: Hmm. I think it's about time for you to get a haircut.
Caleb: Dad, when I am an old man like you, I'm just gonna shave all my hair off.

Ice Cream

Elizabeth: Like it. Chockit. Ieeethceam. Wan moah. Moah.

Popsicles

Slow

Caleb: Dad, I'm drinking my juice really slow. Do you know how to drink slow?
Dad: I think so.
Caleb: I am going to tell you the best way to drink it slow.
Dad: Ok. Shoot.
Caleb: Don't drink fast.