Wednesday, December 03, 2008


Caleb: Dad, I got you this for your birthday. Happy birthday!
Dad: A Slim Jim! Nice. Thanks, buddy.
Caleb: Dad, this is not a Slim Jim. This is beef turkey, and it's delicious. We're gonna eat it for breakfast.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Saturday, November 15, 2008


Dad: Caleb, can you tell me what state you live in?
Caleb: I live at the United Skates of American. But sometimes I live in outer space.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008


Dad: Caleb, who do you think should be President?
Caleb: Spider-Man!
Dad: Best idea ever.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Friday, October 31, 2008


Halloweenies '08

Dad: Caleb, what are you going to be for Halloween?
Caleb: I want to be a goat-face Batman pilot.

Friday, October 17, 2008


Caleb: Dad, Bethy is my sister.
Dad: Yup.
Caleb: And I love her.
Dad: Yup.
Elizabeth: Mmm gop.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Sunday, October 05, 2008


Dad: What did you do at school today?
Caleb: Oh, I dunno. I can't remember.
Dad: You can't remember? You just came from there.
Caleb: Dad, I'm just a man.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008


Caleb: Dad, can you ask Mom to come change me? I pooped and you don't like poop.
Dad: That's true, I don't like poop - but I do like you, though.
Caleb: I know, Dad. But you should ask Mom to change me. She does like poop.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Rockin' Out

Caleb: I am ready. Ready to rock. Ready to rock out.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Man

Dad: Caleb, you're the man.
Caleb: You're right, Dad - I AM the man!

Monday, September 08, 2008

First Day of School

Dad: Hi, buddy! Did you have fun at school?
Caleb: I did Dad! I did have fun!
Dad: What was your favorite thing about school today?
Caleb: Well, Dad, when I found a dinosaur, it was my best day ever. But then you came and picked me up and we got some hamburgers. That was good too.

. . .

Caleb: Dad, this is my art project.
Dad: What is it?
Caleb: It's a kissing hand.
Dad: What in the world is a kissing hand?
Caleb: Dad, I don't have no idea what it is in the world.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Caleb: We should ask God to let it rain.
Mom: Why? So the grass will be green? Does it look like it needs water?
Caleb: So I can wear my rain boots!
Mom: Oh! Well, why don't you pray and ask Him?
Caleb: Mom, how about you do it?
Mom: Alright. (prays)
Caleb: ...Mom, did He say OK?

Monday, August 25, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008


Dad: Caleb, how's your dinner?
Caleb: I'm not Caleb. I'm Batman.
Dad: My bad. How's your dinner, Batman?
Caleb: Batman loves milk.
Dad: How 'bout those green beans?
Caleb: Batman doesn't like green beans.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008


Caleb: Well, I goin' to work. See ya later.
Dad: Yeah? Where do you work?
Caleb: I work at Fran Pan Park.
Dad: Hmm. What do you do there?
Caleb: I concentrate animals.

Friday, August 08, 2008


Caleb: Mommy, can you sing a different song?
Mom: What song do you want me to sing?
Caleb: The one about the soccer star.
Mom: I don't know that song. Can you tell me how it goes?
Caleb: Mommy, when you get little and you're a boy, you can ask the teacher how it goes. But you're bigger. And pretty.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Monday, August 04, 2008


Caleb: Dad, I finished building the deck.
Dad: You did?
Caleb: I did. And you helped. So thanks.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008


Mom: Say "apple," Bethy.
Elizabeth: App!