Wednesday, January 30, 2008


Dad: Caleb, did you just poot?
Caleb: What's that smell?
Dad: That stinks.
Caleb: It smell like you.

Monday, January 28, 2008


Isaac Edward VanDorsten &
Elizabeth Rose VanDorsten
Born 9 hours apart

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Guitar Hero

Dad: Hey buddy, whatcha doin'?
Caleb: I got my juice, my guitar, and my hooker.*
Dad: Hahahaha
Mom: When you blog this, please explain.

*Entry 87 from the 2008 Unabridged Calebese Dictionary:
hooker (hu - kur), noun: a bungee cord with two hooks (image)

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Diaper Rash

Caleb: Dad, I need some lotion. I think I have diaper ass.
Dad: Um... no. Rash. Diaper rashhhh.
Caleb: That's what I say, Dad. Diaper rass.
Dad: Did Pop teach you this?
Caleb: Yeah.

Friday, January 11, 2008


Dad: Nice mask.
Caleb: I like to play the guitar like Diddy.
Dad: No doubt.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Friday, January 04, 2008

'Twas the Season

Caleb: I wanna go to Christmas.
Mom: Christmas isn't a place - it's a time of the year.
Caleb: Hey! I wanna go back! Let's go to Christmas.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Mind Trick

Dad: "This is not the droid I was looking for..."