Monday, April 12, 2010
Dad: Hey Caleb, I got two tickets. You wanna go?
Caleb: Sure. Where we going?
Dad: To the gun show!!! Booyah!
Caleb: Gun show? Are there real guns there?
Dad: The guns are my arms.
Caleb: Oh. I'd rather have tickets to the movies. Do you have any of those tickets?
Dad: Uh... no.
Elizabeth: Dad, I just can't understand you.