Cocker Spaniel

Caleb: Dad, I don't think I've ever seen a dog like that one.
Dad: That is a Cocker Spaniel.
Caleb: REALLY?! So it can talk?
Dad: Mmmm... nope. Why did ask that?
Caleb: You said it was a Talker Spaniel. So it can talk?
Dad: I said it was a Cocker Spaniel.
Caleb: What?! Dad, you are joking with me. That is not a Taco Spaniel.

Zoop!

Elizabeth: Daddy, if Caleb wasn't wearing his seat belt, the wind would blow him and he would go zoop! Right out the window!
Dad: That's true, Bethie.
Caleb: It is true, but I wish she would stop smiling when she says that.

Vader Returns

Caleb: I am DAAAAARK VADER!

(Officially the best $4 we ever spent at a yard sale.)

Big Head

Elizabeth: I'm dwawin' a picture of evewybody.
Dad: That's cool. Who's that one?
Elizabeth: That's you, Daddy. I dwawed a weeeeaaaally big head for you.
Dad: Hm. Yes. Why did you draw me with such a big head?
Elizabeth: Dad, I just think your head is weally huge. But I did dwaw you some little hair.