Haircut

Dad: Hmm. I think it's about time for you to get a haircut.
Caleb: Dad, when I am an old man like you, I'm just gonna shave all my hair off.

Ice Cream

Elizabeth: Like it. Chockit. Ieeethceam. Wan moah. Moah.

Popsicles

Slow

Caleb: Dad, I'm drinking my juice really slow. Do you know how to drink slow?
Dad: I think so.
Caleb: I am going to tell you the best way to drink it slow.
Dad: Ok. Shoot.
Caleb: Don't drink fast.

Mother's Day

Caleb: Dad, mommy is definitely not a dude.
Dad: Truer words have ne'er been spoken, little friend.

Princesses

Elizabeth: Ima. Pwintheth.

Flower

Beth

Mall

Caleb: Where did you say we were going again?
Dad: To the mall.
Caleb: The mall by Grandma's or by our house?
Dad: The one by our house.
Caleb: Dad, Jesus was good to put a mall close to our house.

Snow Daze

Wrestle

Caleb: Dad, let's wrestle!
Dad: Okay - but you have to have a good wrestling name. What should we call you?
Caleb: Hmm. I got it. You call me "Bone Crusher."
Dad: Good one. What can my wrestling name be?
Caleb: Your name can be "Puppy Pants."
Dad: ...

Lonesome Banjo

Aunt Andrea

Mugs

Tennis Lessons

Visit

Got to visit with our good buddies, the Straders over the holidays. Good times.

Childproof Cap

Snacks

Caleb: Dad, I got you this for your birthday. Happy birthday!
Dad: A Slim Jim! Nice. Thanks, buddy.
Caleb: Dad, this is not a Slim Jim. This is beef turkey, and it's delicious. We're gonna eat it for breakfast.

Special Delivery

Boxes

State

Dad: Caleb, can you tell me what state you live in?
Caleb: I live at the United Skates of American. But sometimes I live in outer space.

Cutest Monster Ever

Vote

Dad: Caleb, who do you think should be President?
Caleb: Spider-Man!
Dad: Best idea ever.

VIDEO: Kids on a Slide

Untitled

Party

Halloweenies '08

Dad: Caleb, what are you going to be for Halloween?
Caleb: I want to be a goat-face Batman pilot.

Smiles

Kiss

Caleb: Dad, Bethy is my sister.
Dad: Yup.
Caleb: And I love her.
Dad: Yup.
Elizabeth: Mmm gop.

Towel

Remember

Dad: What did you do at school today?
Caleb: Oh, I dunno. I can't remember.
Dad: You can't remember? You just came from there.
Caleb: Dad, I'm just a man.

Giddyup

Poop

Caleb: Dad, can you ask Mom to come change me? I pooped and you don't like poop.
Dad: That's true, I don't like poop - but I do like you, though.
Caleb: I know, Dad. But you should ask Mom to change me. She does like poop.

Bethy

Rockin' Chair

Rockin' Out

Caleb: I am ready. Ready to rock. Ready to rock out.

Helmet

The Man

Dad: Caleb, you're the man.
Caleb: You're right, Dad - I AM the man!

First Day of School

Dad: Hi, buddy! Did you have fun at school?
Caleb: I did Dad! I did have fun!
Dad: What was your favorite thing about school today?
Caleb: Well, Dad, when I found a dinosaur, it was my best day ever. But then you came and picked me up and we got some hamburgers. That was good too.

. . .

Caleb: Dad, this is my art project.
Dad: What is it?
Caleb: It's a kissing hand.
Dad: What in the world is a kissing hand?
Caleb: Dad, I don't have no idea what it is in the world.