Beth

Mall

Caleb: Where did you say we were going again?
Dad: To the mall.
Caleb: The mall by Grandma's or by our house?
Dad: The one by our house.
Caleb: Dad, Jesus was good to put a mall close to our house.

Snow Daze

Wrestle

Caleb: Dad, let's wrestle!
Dad: Okay - but you have to have a good wrestling name. What should we call you?
Caleb: Hmm. I got it. You call me "Bone Crusher."
Dad: Good one. What can my wrestling name be?
Caleb: Your name can be "Puppy Pants."
Dad: ...

Lonesome Banjo

Aunt Andrea

Mugs

Tennis Lessons

Visit

Got to visit with our good buddies, the Straders over the holidays. Good times.

Childproof Cap

Snacks

Caleb: Dad, I got you this for your birthday. Happy birthday!
Dad: A Slim Jim! Nice. Thanks, buddy.
Caleb: Dad, this is not a Slim Jim. This is beef turkey, and it's delicious. We're gonna eat it for breakfast.

Special Delivery

Boxes

State

Dad: Caleb, can you tell me what state you live in?
Caleb: I live at the United Skates of American. But sometimes I live in outer space.

Cutest Monster Ever

Vote

Dad: Caleb, who do you think should be President?
Caleb: Spider-Man!
Dad: Best idea ever.

VIDEO: Kids on a Slide

Untitled

Party

Halloweenies '08

Dad: Caleb, what are you going to be for Halloween?
Caleb: I want to be a goat-face Batman pilot.