More Birthday

Tall

Caleb: Mom, I'm getting really tall now, aren't I?
Elizabeth: I'm getting tall too. Look! I'm all the way up to my hair!

Princess Birthday

Happy Birthday, Little Princess.

Flywhopper

Elizabeth: Mommy, we need a flywhopper so we can whop all these flies!

Pink Shirt

Caleb: (loudly) Dad, WHY is that guy wearing a PINK shirt?
Dad: I guess he likes pink shirts.
Caleb: But he is a man. Why would he wear a pink shirt?
Dad: Some men like pink shirts.
Caleb: Do you like pink shirts?
Dad: They're okay, I guess. I think I have pink dress shirt.
Caleb: Well, you should give it to that guy because it appears that he likes to dress like a GIRL.

Cocker Spaniel

Caleb: Dad, I don't think I've ever seen a dog like that one.
Dad: That is a Cocker Spaniel.
Caleb: REALLY?! So it can talk?
Dad: Mmmm... nope. Why did ask that?
Caleb: You said it was a Talker Spaniel. So it can talk?
Dad: I said it was a Cocker Spaniel.
Caleb: What?! Dad, you are joking with me. That is not a Taco Spaniel.

Zoop!

Elizabeth: Daddy, if Caleb wasn't wearing his seat belt, the wind would blow him and he would go zoop! Right out the window!
Dad: That's true, Bethie.
Caleb: It is true, but I wish she would stop smiling when she says that.

Vader Returns

Caleb: I am DAAAAARK VADER!

(Officially the best $4 we ever spent at a yard sale.)

Big Head

Elizabeth: I'm dwawin' a picture of evewybody.
Dad: That's cool. Who's that one?
Elizabeth: That's you, Daddy. I dwawed a weeeeaaaally big head for you.
Dad: Hm. Yes. Why did you draw me with such a big head?
Elizabeth: Dad, I just think your head is weally huge. But I did dwaw you some little hair.

Gun Show

Dad: Hey Caleb, I got two tickets. You wanna go?
Caleb: Sure. Where we going?
Dad: To the gun show!!! Booyah!
Caleb: Gun show? Are there real guns there?
Dad: The guns are my arms.
Caleb: Oh. I'd rather have tickets to the movies. Do you have any of those tickets?
Dad: Uh... no.
Elizabeth: Dad, I just can't understand you.

Superheros

Here is Caleb as Batman and his sidekick Uncle Jeremy as Redneck Batman.

Kick

Elizabeth: Daddy, is it okay if I kick Caleb today?
Dad: It is absolutely not okay.
Elizabeth: Okay, Daddy. I guess I'll just kick myself then.

Weasel

Dad: Hey, Bethie. Whatcha doing?
Elizabeth: I'm drawin a picture on the weasel.

Saturday Morning

Snowpocalypse 2010

Running

Mom: Do you think it's okay if I go running?
Dad: Um... That seems foolish. There's snow on the roads. You could die.
Mom: "...I could die"? Seriously?
Dad: Uh... but if you want to, I guess...
Caleb: Mom, why is your stomach like that?
Mom: Like what?
Caleb: Why is your stomach puffy?
Mom: ...
Dad: ...
Mom: I'm going running.

Dark Vader

Dad: See ya in a couple days, buddy.
Caleb: Where's Dad going again?
Mom: He's going away for a couple days with the people who work at our church.
Caleb: Dad, you better take a lightsaber.
Dad: You think so?
Caleb: Definitely. You never know when Dark Vader is gonna show up. Or the Joker. You know what? You should probably take my Batman mask too.
Dad: This will be the best elders' retreat ever.
Caleb: Unless Dark Vader shows up. He could ruin everything. You better take a lightsaber.

Christmas '09

Christmas in Colorado Springs!

Corn

Caleb: The corn on my taco sandwich is delicious! Don't you think so, Bethie?
Elizabeth: I can't get the corn on my fork 'cause it keeps not getting on there.

Snow

Elizabeth: Is it ice cweam?