Dad: Here you go, friend - nuggies for lunch.
Caleb: Nuggies! I love them. Dad, I need more boobercar and mustib and also some more keputz.*
Dad: Coming right up.
Caleb: You are my best Dad ever.
*Entries 13, 98, and 109 from the 2008 Unabridged Calebese Dictionary:
Boobercar (bu - BUR - kar), noun: barbecue sauce.
See also, beckyew sauce.
Mustib (MUSS-tib), noun: yellow mustard
Keputz (KEP - putz), noun: ketchup