Sunday, November 25, 2007

Coffee

Caleb: What's in here?
Dad: What do you think is in there?
Caleb: I got my coffee in here. In my cup. My coffee milk. It's dee-caffin-ated, Daddy.
Dad: You got that right.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Batteries

Caleb: Daddy, Baby Beth crying. I wonder why?
Dad: I think it's her nap time, buddy.
Caleb: Maybe she need new batteries.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Halloweenie '07



Dad: Say it Caleb: "I feel the need... the need for SPEED."
Caleb: Need the speed. Want some treats.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Bugs



Mom: What're you doing, buddy?
Caleb: Pickin my nose. Got bugs in my nose.
Mom: I think you mean boogies.
Caleb: No. Bugs. In my nose. Gotta get em out.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Big Talker

Dad: Hi, Bethy.
Elizabeth: Ggooo. Agoo.
Dad: Agoo. Hmm... yes.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Cute

Caleb: Cute. Baby Beth cute.
Dad: Yup. She sure is.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Dirty

Caleb: I dirty.
Dad: ...
Caleb: Dirt.
Dad: ...
Caleb: I like it.
Dad: Mom will be so happy.
Caleb: Yes. Happy. I happy too.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Monday, September 03, 2007

Vacuum

Caleb: I hear it. A noise.
Dad: Yeah, I think that's the vacuum cleaner, buddy.
Caleb: Mom usin a bacoom.
Dad: Yup. She's upstairs.
Caleb: I don't like it. The noise.
Dad: I think it'll be okay.
Caleb: Daddy, somebody gonna get hurt.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Praying

Mom: Caleb, let's pray before we eat.
Caleb: Pray. Daddy pray.
Dad: Ok, here we go. Ready, Caleb?
Caleb: Yes.
Dad: Lord, thanks for this food and for -
Caleb: Amen. Done praying. I wanna eat.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Storytime Song

Dad: "Storytiiiiime and the livin's easy..."
Caleb: Story! Yay! Read book.
Dad: "Gonna read a story, just my daddy and me..."
Caleb: Read story.
Dad: "All the kids in the nursery agree..."
Caleb: Kids. Yes.
Dad: "I'm well-qualified to nap in a b-e-d..."
Caleb: No nap.
Dad: "And change my diaper reg'larly..."
Caleb: No change bopper. Read story.
Dad: "I run with my doggies..."
Caleb: Doggies!
Dad: "And dance to the rhythm - it gets harder..."
Caleb: Hot.
Dad: "I want to drink some... milk, juice, and water..."
Caleb: Juice!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Monday, August 20, 2007

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Blog

Dad: Caleb, do you want to share your blog with Baby Elizabeth?
Caleb: Yeah.
Dad: Do you even know that you have a blog?
Caleb: Yeah. Bog. Baby.
Dad: Do you know what the internet is?
Caleb: Go play cars?

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Retired

Adios, old Chasing Caleb banner. You were a good banner for a Caleb blog.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Birthday


Dad: Happy Birthday, Caleb!
Caleb: Yaaaay! Birfday! Eat dominoes?
Mom: Those are M&Ms, sweetie.
Caleb: Mm-mmmmm. I need eat dominoes. Birfday.